Restaurant
Station
Rumburk
Proprietor Christ Miroslav (names reversed for official reasons)
Miroslav, or Miro or Mirek to his friends, is likely a long-lost-to-drink member of the Christ family who wandered into Bohemia and stayed, and 2000 years after his forefather was wandering the Levant, has ended up running a pub in the back of beyond. But he appears content with his lot and was heard yelling out of the door at Tonda staggering down the platform, "... and get us another bottle of rum from the Vietnamese grocery, you ox. I'm thirsty!"
Jesus Christ Himself went though similar agitated bliss, but carried on bashing the bible regardless. So it seems does his extended family: banging on about booze as if it is the font of all knowledge and source of all sustenance, which in fact it is because Honza refers to beer (readily available anytime, anyplace, anywhere) as 'Czech bread' taken in large quantities during a traditional daily ritual much as Jesus H Christ did with bread and wine in some backstreet Jerusalem boozer all that time ago, around about the year dot.
Not much has changed since. Nazdravi Jesus H Christ and Miroslav H Christ! Brothers in arms!