Just take a look at this! Sensational news, especially if he adopts my visionary and logical plan to split the islands in half. Share and share alike. It would be easy, just look at the map below - the west to Argentina as it's closer to their homeland, and the east to the UK because it's bigger and so they get more sheep per acre, and also Port Stanley is ... well, it's Port Stanley, named after Edward George Geoffrey Smith-Stanley, 14th Earl of Derby KG GCMG PC (1799–1869) who was three times British Prime Minister as well as Secretary of State for War and the Colonies, who no doubt spoke with a plum in his mouth and never went near the islands.
How the world has changed ... perhaps the Foreign Office should send me out there to lay more foundations for detente, although judging by readers' comments below the Guardian article, peace is still a fair way off.
Just don't say I didn't tell you.