Police spokesman Captain Dirk van der Dick Slotten von Hesselwinkel told us: "The UFO spun out of control over the city and came down like a frisbee. Christ almighty, that was a sight!"
"Unfortunately when our elite special forces team, armed to the teeth, entered the craft it seems that planet earth's oxygen made them self-combust into microscopic dust particles. Our scientists are working on that now. The only evidence we found was a half-rolled joint of Afghanistani Black in an ashtray next to the pilot's seat."
The mystery of the Dutch-loving spacemen continues ...