Hey hey! Bozos R Us is back on the telly! And it's always a pleasure to have such great entertainment to snuggle down in front of on a cold winter's night in a cosy nest with the snow tumbling down outside ... etc.
And so here we go again with the USA's very own Republican Party and its cack-handed quasi-democratic attempts to find and elect a White House candidate with a hint of sanity. Bozos are up and running, man! Four years! How time flies, huh? Enormous thanks is pouring in from the world of comedy and outright worry from the real world.
So all-encompassing has motormouth Donald Trump - fake hair, fake tan, fake agenda - been hogging the limelight that I can't even think of another candidate in the race.
Trump promises to make America Great Again using ultra simple solutions:-
1) deporting all 11 million illegal immigrants ... righto ... would love to see the logistics in action on that operation.
2) banning Muslims from entering the US ... ditto.
3) forcing the Chinese government to back down through tough talk ... hot air, carnival barker, gobshite, windbag, blowhard, braggart, gasbag, blah blah blah ad nauseum. Ultimately, international damage would be irreparable, and even the mild-mannered Scots plus Glasgow are trying to ban him from going there, already.
If Trump did get his feet under the Oval Office desk then all hell would truly break lose in foreign policy because he obviously doesn't want to talk, he wants to BELLOW at any manner of upstart world leader that America is GREAT! and go on to tell them exactly what he thinks of them, ie. jack schitt, and what they can do to please him, ie. kiss his cowboy boots or they'll be fired, and it is becoming kind of weird, I've gotta say, and have also got the feeling that a faceless hidden group of oligarchs has put Donald up to it: gauging the real mood of the electorate to see exactly how many agree with his bull, and how they can manipulate that vote in the future.
Here are some of Donald's Trump Chumps:-
Trump wasn’t named Time’s Person of the Year, but claims he was a hot favourite and criticised Angela Merkel, the winner, for "ruining Germany".
Hehe. Imagine America after 4 years of the Chump.
Twitter: "Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!"
On Twitter again re. politician Anthony Weiner:
'Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.'
... remember this is a potential US president speaking.
Twitter: 'Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it.'
He's also going to save the world because he has a "foolproof plan to defeat Isis" but isn't going to share it!
And that's because “I went to the Wharton School of Business,” he told a crowd of rabid supporters in Phoenix. “I’m, like, a really smart person.”
However my outside favourite Bozo this time around is underdog John McAfee, born with big balls in Scotland on a US army base, then raised in Salem, Virginia, who developed the first commercial anti-virus program, made millions but today is down to a paltry $4million, sold out to Intel, and by the sounds of it he then went a bit doolally down on the beach in Belize as a 67-year-old with a 20 yo girlfriend. Hehe! Go Johnny boy McAfee Go!
It doesn't end with the poontang because subsequently an American expatriate neighbour also living life on the beach was found shot dead following an accusation that he had poisoned McAfee's four dogs. McAfee reportedly hid himself from the cops under sand on the beach then went on the run through the jungle with his chick in tow, before crossing the border and getting arrested and imprisoned in Guatemala with no visa, described by Belize's prime minister as 'bonkers', has two heart attacks in jail but later says he faked them (uh?) and in 2012 he was finally deported to the good old USA who let him go free - Trump would have had him shot - while back in Belize his house suspiciously burns to ashes, and McAfee the Magnificent capped the entire escapade off during his triumphant homecoming by getting arrested in 2015 for driving a car and possessing a handgun while intoxicated in Tennessee. Guess what? He's now running for el presidento!
Yo, Go John Go! Go John Go!
And so here we go again with the USA's very own Republican Party and its cack-handed quasi-democratic attempts to find and elect a White House candidate with a hint of sanity. Bozos are up and running, man! Four years! How time flies, huh? Enormous thanks is pouring in from the world of comedy and outright worry from the real world.
So all-encompassing has motormouth Donald Trump - fake hair, fake tan, fake agenda - been hogging the limelight that I can't even think of another candidate in the race.
Trump promises to make America Great Again using ultra simple solutions:-
1) deporting all 11 million illegal immigrants ... righto ... would love to see the logistics in action on that operation.
2) banning Muslims from entering the US ... ditto.
3) forcing the Chinese government to back down through tough talk ... hot air, carnival barker, gobshite, windbag, blowhard, braggart, gasbag, blah blah blah ad nauseum. Ultimately, international damage would be irreparable, and even the mild-mannered Scots plus Glasgow are trying to ban him from going there, already.
If Trump did get his feet under the Oval Office desk then all hell would truly break lose in foreign policy because he obviously doesn't want to talk, he wants to BELLOW at any manner of upstart world leader that America is GREAT! and go on to tell them exactly what he thinks of them, ie. jack schitt, and what they can do to please him, ie. kiss his cowboy boots or they'll be fired, and it is becoming kind of weird, I've gotta say, and have also got the feeling that a faceless hidden group of oligarchs has put Donald up to it: gauging the real mood of the electorate to see exactly how many agree with his bull, and how they can manipulate that vote in the future.
Here are some of Donald's Trump Chumps:-
Trump wasn’t named Time’s Person of the Year, but claims he was a hot favourite and criticised Angela Merkel, the winner, for "ruining Germany".
Hehe. Imagine America after 4 years of the Chump.
Twitter: "Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!"
On Twitter again re. politician Anthony Weiner:
'Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.'
... remember this is a potential US president speaking.
Twitter: 'Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it.'
He's also going to save the world because he has a "foolproof plan to defeat Isis" but isn't going to share it!
And that's because “I went to the Wharton School of Business,” he told a crowd of rabid supporters in Phoenix. “I’m, like, a really smart person.”
However my outside favourite Bozo this time around is underdog John McAfee, born with big balls in Scotland on a US army base, then raised in Salem, Virginia, who developed the first commercial anti-virus program, made millions but today is down to a paltry $4million, sold out to Intel, and by the sounds of it he then went a bit doolally down on the beach in Belize as a 67-year-old with a 20 yo girlfriend. Hehe! Go Johnny boy McAfee Go!
It doesn't end with the poontang because subsequently an American expatriate neighbour also living life on the beach was found shot dead following an accusation that he had poisoned McAfee's four dogs. McAfee reportedly hid himself from the cops under sand on the beach then went on the run through the jungle with his chick in tow, before crossing the border and getting arrested and imprisoned in Guatemala with no visa, described by Belize's prime minister as 'bonkers', has two heart attacks in jail but later says he faked them (uh?) and in 2012 he was finally deported to the good old USA who let him go free - Trump would have had him shot - while back in Belize his house suspiciously burns to ashes, and McAfee the Magnificent capped the entire escapade off during his triumphant homecoming by getting arrested in 2015 for driving a car and possessing a handgun while intoxicated in Tennessee. Guess what? He's now running for el presidento!
Yo, Go John Go! Go John Go!